A wise man once told me that to make money in the 21st century we should all invest in commodities and learn to speak Chinese. My dream is to do a concert tour in China, so to get started I have translated 22 of my songs from English to Chinese and then back to English. I couldn't afford a human translator, so I used an online one. Hence the title of my book and the status of my career trajectory in China. BTW, what are commodities?